I don’t care about making the tree taller, but how about making the bush less STINKY. Seriously. Some guys should watch this carefully and follow through with the instructions. The safety razor was invented in fucking 1895. USE IT.
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Lady Gaga and I have one fabulous thing in common.
So I’m back from Jamaica Plain. I spent the last 2 weeks house/dog-sitting. Unfortunately during my stay, the dog was beyond ill and had to be put down. But none the less, I had a house and a few cats to watch. This house was cute in a “hippie-native-american” sort of way. Every inch of floor was covered in hand woven rugs, walls had rugs hung on them, art and ancient pieces from around the world decorated rooms, childrens arts and crafts adorned the rest of the undecorated spaces. It was pretty cool, but definitely not my style.
Along with this free spirit, carefree lifestyle, came NO INTERNET, NO CABLE-TV, and NO A/C. Well… I did manage to leech internet off a neighbor which entertained me during my stay and I found an A/C unit in the basement that managed to cool the bedroom.
All-in-all, it was an okay getaway. And I got paid too which isn’t so bad. But now I’m home in my nice CLEAN, air conditioned apartment! Weeee!
Sorry for the lack of posts. I’ve been housesitting a dog and 2 cats in Jamaica Plain, and the internet here has been kinda spotty. Speaking of the dog, the poor girl got put down today. I’m not a very good caretaker…
Wednesday night I went out to Jacques and ran into Raquel Blake and our friend Roger. We went to Venu and proceeded to get drunk. When I got home around 230 or so, I received a phone call from them saying they were picking me up at 4am to drive to P-Town. I was so drunk, I agreed and packed a bag and off we went. We arrived at P-Town at around 7am. We moped around town until 11:30am, where we sat down for lunch with Liza Lotts. He was happy to have us there, and told us we could get in drag with him and we could walk in the parade with the restaurant Way Downtown. (See photo above).
After the parade I met up with our Boston friends. Bounced from bar to bar to bar. Even took in a show at the Crown & Anchor! Mind you, I had not slept the night before and we had been walking around allll daaay. This guy was buying us drinks after drinks after drinks, needless to say, after the show I was so trashed! We went to another bar where I proceeded to sing Poker Face live on stage. Managed to down a couple slices of pizza, before grabbing the car and leaving at god only knows what time.
Arriving home safe at 6:30am, I proceeded to plop myself into bed and finally catch up on some sleep!!!!!
It’s funny. The other night I was curious as to what movies have totally bombed in the past when released…. so I searched and of course Wiki has it covered. US and Canadian Box Office Bombs
The site lists a whole slue of movies that failed to make it in the theater. They take the budget and gross sales into account. I found that half the movies on the list I totally loved and can’t believe did bad in the box office. Bicentennial Man? Really? I loved that movie, I had no idea it had a OVER 41 MILLION DOLLAR NET LOSS!!!!
Whats really sad is the movie called ‘Zyzzyx Road’. Took $2,000,000 dollars to produce, and only made $30!!!!!
Anyone that knows me, knows I am utterly OBSESSED with Lady Gaga. So it’s fitting that I had a spaz attack when I saw her photos for OUT Magazine. She looks absolutely amazing, and I love the whole ‘horror / vampire theme’.
It’s amazing how she has become such a HUGE Gay icon in such a small amount of time. Reading through the article, I must say, this has to be my absolute favorite quote:
Before agreeing to tour with Kanye West this fall, Gaga told the rapper, “I just want to be clear before we decide to do this together: I’m gay. My music is gay. My show is gay. And I love that it’s gay. And I love my gay fans and they’re all going to be coming to our show. And it’s going to remain gay.”
My guilty pleasure is guyswithiphones.com. There you can find some ridiculous superficial meat heads taking pictures of themselves in the mirror with their iphones. And some of them are ridiculously hung 
. BUT ANYWAYS… while browsing through the photos I stumbled across this beauty and could’t help but laugh out loud.
“ohhh gurrrrrrl”, that is all I can say about Britney Spears’ appearance on the Teen Choice Awards. She may look all cutesy in this picture, but she must of laid down and took a nap while waiting to accept her award. When she accepted her award, her hair was anything but cute….. Especially when she turns to look behind her, you see a gaping hole in that brittle mess of a weave. What happened to that gorgeous curly brown hair she just recently had??? Not only did it look cute, but it added about 10 points to her I.Q.
And another thing. Britney….. if your being honored for being the first artist on the first TCAs, and for being a best seller and yadda yadda, and being called the “ULTIMATE” choice…. PLEASE WRITE A FUCKING SPEEACH. “oh my god… oh goodness…. thank you… heheheh I can’t believe this… oh my god, THANK YOU!”… and then walking off stage is not acceptable. Your 0:20 seconds on tv could of been spent a little bit more wisely.
I’m just being sour because I wanted to see Lady Gaga perform and not the Blackeye’d Peas suspended on surf boards from the ceiling….
