You ever get all these ideas in your head? And you want them to become real but you just never get the motivation to accomplish them? That’s me in a nutshell. I get all these great costume ideas, but never take the time to bring them to fruition (or the budget, lol). Or music mixes I want to turn out…..
And the website too! I need to complete the About Me, Calendar, and Contact pages but never seem to get around to it. Instead I get sidetracked by the Discovery Channel… I know right? Deadly Catch is a really addictive show.

Other news I have a fierce farmer tan. Around my thighs and shoulders. This will make wearing skimpy outfits more interesting. I’ll look like a sun dried tranny.

OH has anyone seen a white compact powder? I think I lost it when I feel down last Thursday. I’m such a loser.

*muah*

Can you believe this? ‘Aaah’ Toilet Paper Foam Moistener is for those people who think toilet paper is too dry and baby wipes are too wet. You pump a little dot of foam onto your TP and it helps freshen your hole while wiping.

They can market practically ANYTHING. And whhooooo the hell thinks this bullshit up?

For those that didn’t know, I’m hosting Confession Sundays; a Party Brunch @ Lobby Bar & Kitchen. Its a fabulous Sunday morning brunch filled with great food, drinks, music, and prizes!!! So please come stop by and say hello. It runs from 11:30a-4p, and its located on 131 Broad St (right in the heart of Financial District!)

See ya there! *muah*

So leaving Estate last night, and on our mad dash back to the car in the pouring rain, I slipped and fell and ate the pavement. Luckly, I slid and sort of gracefully laid myself out onto the ground (it wasn’t a belly flop) but in doing so I got these funny little circular scrapes on the top of my feet.  Stigmata?

Thanks to Reggie @ Club Cafe for bandaging my wounds! <3

Are they serious? I turn on the tv to land right on The Steve Wilkos Show. I was aware of the talk show but never made the effort to watch it until now. A once talk show body guard for Jerry Springer – was given his own talk show? What are his qualifications? He’s body slammed so many guests, now he’s ready to interview them? Ridiculous tv!!!! And the best part is that they don’t even have them sit in chairs because they know they are going to physically fight…. they probably egg them on!

I think I’m more than qualified to have my own show! What do you think?

I honestly love the Stanley Steamer commercial where Toby learned a new trick.

The funny thing is… I often do this right after I get undressed after a night on the town. (Don’t tell my roommate)

I never realized how much I procrastinate until now. I’ve finally spent a good couple hours on the site and it seems to be coming together. I got some exciting new features such as ‘video of the week’ and ‘hottie of the week’ currently added to the left sidebar. I’m also currently developing the content for the main website (about me, bookings, etc).

In the near future I am also going to be adding a photo gallery with photos taken during the week at all the hot club nights!

*muah*

Hello! Welcome to my website! As you can tell, this site is 100% new and I’m still working out all the kinks.

Here you will find daily blogs, rants and raves about current events, picture uploads from popular club nights, my calendar, resume, and ways to contact/book me!

Please bookmark my page and visit often as things will be updated often!

*muah!*