So much for legal male prostitution taking off: The first legal prostidude Markus just left his job at Nevada’s Shady Lady Ranch to resume his career in porn. Reason for leaving? Not enough clients. (Via Queerty)

Obviously this guy did not open his pants for men or else he would of been having bookings out the ass…. OR… up the ass if you know what I mean.

http://perezhilton.com/galleries/index.php?pgid=88710

Check out the gallery on Perezhilton.com of this monstrosity that peddles around the streets of LA. This absolutely blows my mind. I can’t believe he rides around looking like this, let alone, people allow him to…. ugh. Things like this reach a point where it’s not silly anymore and just downright insane.

So about 2 weeks or so ago I went and ordered my brand new phone. Pure excitement right? Who doesn’t get wet at the thought of getting new gadgets and gizmos. We’re all kids at heart and nothing says we’re happy until something new and glittery is in our hands.

So. Being that I was available for an upgrade, and totally hated the current piece of crap I was using, I went and ordered, expressed-shipped, and received, my shiny-new, fast, responsive, non-crappy, gorgeous new Blackberry Curve 8900. (Pictured Below)

So… if anyone is familiar with the story of my life, they would know that if something new and exciting and good happens in my life, then stand back 5 feet, because something bad is about to occur. And of course it did.

When returning home from the nightclub the other evening, I decided to sit down and enjoy myself a little bit of chatroulette. Not wanting to waste all this hilarity on myself, I decided to invite my roommate to come downstairs to join in. During our little fun chat interactions with people from all over the world, we happen to stumble on a few blokes from God-only-knows-where-England. Of course I cut right to the chase and demand to see their junk… on the other hand they would like to see the shadowy person sitting next to me. While turning my laptop to point the cam directly at my roommate, she decides to use her hands as weapons to combat the evil webcam. In our fumble, *CRACK* goes the screen on my, not thaaat much old, Macbook. Sad. Very sad. And Apple will fix it…. only if I give them say… $360??? F*%& That….. I rather be visually impaired and surf the net like Helen Keller than to give them another dollar of my hard earned hooker money.

Whatever. I’ll figure it out. In the meantime, it is rather annoying to scan the web for porn… but I’m sure I’ll survive.

I’m sooooooo upset. This is one of my favorite shows….. booo hooo. They better  do something super amazing to end the series and not leave a lot of loose ends!!! I’d be so pissed.

I truely hate it when my favorite shows get cancelled… I wish I was super rich so I could finance the shows into continuing. Can we please bring back Arrested Developement please? Well at least they are turning it into a movie!

So sad. Zelda Rubinstein passed away today at the age of 76. You all might of remembered her from Poltergeist. I know she was getting up there in age, but it’s a little sad to hear. I was terrified of that movie as a child and I grew to love it so much. And it’s kind of weird this happened. It was just a week or so ago that I found out that Heather O’Rourke, who played Carol Anne, died at the age of 13 after filming Poltergeist 3. So weird.

So my newest obsession online is the Shiba Inu Puppy Cam. Who doesn’t want to watch week old puppies go about their business live on webcam? Jessibop and I sit here all day watching them… hoping for some sort of cute event to occur, or for a “human” to interfere!!! Go check it out here.

So I signed up for formspring.me. It is a website that allows people to submit questions (publicly or anonymously), that you can answer and post onto your page. I’ve been having fun with it all day and entertaining people’s questions until this question came up that I thought I would share.

i’ve heard that straight guys have a thing for drag divas, such as yourself. have you ever been approached by a straight guy for a roll in ze hay? do you feel guys like this need to get the hell out of the closet?

I’m not going to answer any sexual questions pertaining to me personally. But as for the other question, I like to remind people that there are multiple types of sexuality. Straight, Gay, Lesbian, Bi, and Transgender (ie. GBLT). Transgendered people are in a category of their own, as goes the same for the people who fall in love with them. I don’t necessarily believe that a male needs to come out of the closet if he is attracted to/likes someone with a female form, but male reproductive parts…. Get what I’m saying?

Found this via Wicked Gay Blog

I’m sure most of you have already heard. But Brittany Murphy passed away Sunday morning at the age of 32. So sad. =(

Around 1:58 is when chills run down my spine. I had a debate with my friend today. He believes this outburst is a marketing/promo move from GaGa… I believe that she is a hardcore advocate for gay rights, if anyone has studied their GaGa or seen her concert, they know her road to fame has been a hard and bumpy one. And I believe that now she has reached it to the top, she is going to take the opportunity to speak her mind, and let her feelings show.

I love Lady GaGa, and I love how she is already becoming a big part of the fight for Equal rights!