So about 2 weeks or so ago I went and ordered my brand new phone. Pure excitement right? Who doesn’t get wet at the thought of getting new gadgets and gizmos. We’re all kids at heart and nothing says we’re happy until something new and glittery is in our hands.

So. Being that I was available for an upgrade, and totally hated the current piece of crap I was using, I went and ordered, expressed-shipped, and received, my shiny-new, fast, responsive, non-crappy, gorgeous new Blackberry Curve 8900. (Pictured Below)

So… if anyone is familiar with the story of my life, they would know that if something new and exciting and good happens in my life, then stand back 5 feet, because something bad is about to occur. And of course it did.

When returning home from the nightclub the other evening, I decided to sit down and enjoy myself a little bit of chatroulette. Not wanting to waste all this hilarity on myself, I decided to invite my roommate to come downstairs to join in. During our little fun chat interactions with people from all over the world, we happen to stumble on a few blokes from God-only-knows-where-England. Of course I cut right to the chase and demand to see their junk… on the other hand they would like to see the shadowy person sitting next to me. While turning my laptop to point the cam directly at my roommate, she decides to use her hands as weapons to combat the evil webcam. In our fumble, *CRACK* goes the screen on my, not thaaat much old, Macbook. Sad. Very sad. And Apple will fix it…. only if I give them say… $360??? F*%& That….. I rather be visually impaired and surf the net like Helen Keller than to give them another dollar of my hard earned hooker money.

Whatever. I’ll figure it out. In the meantime, it is rather annoying to scan the web for porn… but I’m sure I’ll survive.

So I signed up for formspring.me. It is a website that allows people to submit questions (publicly or anonymously), that you can answer and post onto your page. I’ve been having fun with it all day and entertaining people’s questions until this question came up that I thought I would share.

i’ve heard that straight guys have a thing for drag divas, such as yourself. have you ever been approached by a straight guy for a roll in ze hay? do you feel guys like this need to get the hell out of the closet?

I’m not going to answer any sexual questions pertaining to me personally. But as for the other question, I like to remind people that there are multiple types of sexuality. Straight, Gay, Lesbian, Bi, and Transgender (ie. GBLT). Transgendered people are in a category of their own, as goes the same for the people who fall in love with them. I don’t necessarily believe that a male needs to come out of the closet if he is attracted to/likes someone with a female form, but male reproductive parts…. Get what I’m saying?

I don’t care about making the tree taller, but how about making the bush less STINKY. Seriously. Some guys should watch this carefully and follow through with the instructions. The safety razor was invented in fucking 1895. USE IT.

You ever get all these ideas in your head? And you want them to become real but you just never get the motivation to accomplish them? That’s me in a nutshell. I get all these great costume ideas, but never take the time to bring them to fruition (or the budget, lol). Or music mixes I want to turn out…..
And the website too! I need to complete the About Me, Calendar, and Contact pages but never seem to get around to it. Instead I get sidetracked by the Discovery Channel… I know right? Deadly Catch is a really addictive show.

Other news I have a fierce farmer tan. Around my thighs and shoulders. This will make wearing skimpy outfits more interesting. I’ll look like a sun dried tranny.

OH has anyone seen a white compact powder? I think I lost it when I feel down last Thursday. I’m such a loser.

*muah*