Rants

Kanye “asshole” West

Sunday, September 13th, 2009

I can’t believe Kanye jumped on stage (again?) and ruined another acceptance speech. If I was Taylor Swift, I would of took my moon man and beat Kanye over the head with it. That was so unbelievably rude and unprofessional of Kanye West. And I hope he realizes that.

Edit: So the video has already been removed. Probably a hardcore Public Relations nightmere for Kanye. Soon enough, there will be videos posted everywhere for people to watch.

JP aka Wampanoag Land

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

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So I’m back from Jamaica Plain. I spent the last 2 weeks house/dog-sitting. Unfortunately during my stay, the dog was beyond ill and had to be put down. But none the less, I had a house and a few cats to watch. This house was cute in a “hippie-native-american” sort of way. Every inch of floor was covered in hand woven rugs, walls had rugs hung on them, art and ancient pieces from around the world decorated rooms, childrens arts and crafts adorned the rest of the undecorated spaces. It was pretty cool, but definitely not my style.

Along with this free spirit, carefree lifestyle, came NO INTERNET, NO CABLE-TV, and NO A/C. Well… I did manage to leech internet off a neighbor which entertained me during my stay and I found an A/C unit in the basement that managed to cool the bedroom.

All-in-all, it was an okay getaway. And I got paid too which isn’t so bad. But now I’m home in my nice CLEAN, air conditioned apartment! Weeee!

Not my ultimate choice.

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

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“ohhh gurrrrrrl”, that is all I can say about Britney Spears’ appearance on the Teen Choice Awards. She may look all cutesy in this picture,  but she must of laid down and took a nap while waiting to accept her award. When she accepted her award, her hair was anything but cute….. Especially when she turns to look behind her, you see a gaping hole in that brittle mess of a weave. What happened to that gorgeous curly brown hair she just recently had??? Not only did it look cute, but it added about 10 points to her I.Q.

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And another thing. Britney….. if your being honored for being the first artist on the first TCAs, and for being a best seller and yadda yadda, and being called the “ULTIMATE” choice…. PLEASE WRITE A FUCKING SPEEACH.  “oh my god… oh goodness…. thank you… heheheh I can’t believe this… oh my god, THANK YOU!”… and then walking off stage is not acceptable. Your 0:20 seconds on tv could of been spent a little bit more wisely.

I’m just being sour because I wanted to see Lady Gaga perform and not the Blackeye’d Peas suspended on surf boards from the ceiling….

Hide the annoyances

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

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I have to say – nothing annoys me more than seeing multiple quizzes, polls, and surveys being plastered across my newsfeed on Facebook. When I log on, I want to know what my friends are up to and where the hell my ex is…. I DON’T HOWEVER want to know what kind of TOP/BOTTOM you are or what kind of animal you just adopted for your FARM!

So for those like myself, welcome to the ‘HIDE’ button. Simply click it and choose to HIDE the friend or the QUIZ/POLL. It will hide any of the same QUIZ/POLL in the event that someone on your friends list gets sucked into doing them.

Procrastination. Makeup. & Tans.

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

You ever get all these ideas in your head? And you want them to become real but you just never get the motivation to accomplish them? That’s me in a nutshell. I get all these great costume ideas, but never take the time to bring them to fruition (or the budget, lol). Or music mixes I want to turn out…..
And the website too! I need to complete the About Me, Calendar, and Contact pages but never seem to get around to it. Instead I get sidetracked by the Discovery Channel… I know right? Deadly Catch is a really addictive show.

Other news I have a fierce farmer tan. Around my thighs and shoulders. This will make wearing skimpy outfits more interesting. I’ll look like a sun dried tranny.

OH has anyone seen a white compact powder? I think I lost it when I feel down last Thursday. I’m such a loser.

*muah*