So much for legal male prostitution taking off: The first legal prostidude Markus just left his job at Nevada’s Shady Lady Ranch to resume his career in porn. Reason for leaving? Not enough clients. (Via Queerty)

Obviously this guy did not open his pants for men or else he would of been having bookings out the ass…. OR… up the ass if you know what I mean.

http://perezhilton.com/galleries/index.php?pgid=88710

Check out the gallery on Perezhilton.com of this monstrosity that peddles around the streets of LA. This absolutely blows my mind. I can’t believe he rides around looking like this, let alone, people allow him to…. ugh. Things like this reach a point where it’s not silly anymore and just downright insane.

So my newest obsession online is the Shiba Inu Puppy Cam. Who doesn’t want to watch week old puppies go about their business live on webcam? Jessibop and I sit here all day watching them… hoping for some sort of cute event to occur, or for a “human” to interfere!!! Go check it out here.

Things puppies and I have in common. We can’t roll over.

We’ve all been there; Walmart. And we’ve all seen their clientele. Introducing Peopleofwalmart.com. A blog solely dedicated to the weird and unusual customers seen tooling around the infamous low price warehouse. This has been my entertainment for the past hour or so!

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to pee while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.

Finally! I can go camping now and not worry about finding a bathroom! haha. I found this today while browsing around facebook, and I must say…..

Actually… when I think about it, it is a good idea! Why not empower woman to stand to pee? I’m sure lesbians are gonna love this!

My guilty pleasure is guyswithiphones.com. There you can find some ridiculous superficial meat heads taking pictures of themselves in the mirror with their iphones. And some of them are ridiculously hung . BUT ANYWAYS… while browsing through the photos I stumbled across this beauty and could’t help but laugh out loud.

“I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.” Via TFLN

I believe this speaks for all of us… especially for myself.

Oh my my. I never was big into the whole Croc fad, but now that I see the latest designs that they are coming out with…. I might just jump on the Croc train! Just look at these! A Croc cell phone holder…. and Crocs w/ HEEEELS!!!

Get ready to see me out on the town with my new Croc fashions!!!